My Virgin Post ...

As a result of watching the real estate market crumble around me, life as a Broker has been tough lately. Wanting to feed my children and put gas in my car, I've been thinking of alternate ways of making a living.  Because so many other female agents are struggling these days, my first idea was to start an escort business - I've been told that's a recession-proof business. 

My business model would involve only hiring hot female real estate agents as the escorts and only soliciting rich, old, blind men - at least until the 'girls" had made enough money to pay for their (perhaps) desired surgeries. My husband endorsed the idea as long as I only acted as the Madam and not an escort.  Now all I had to do was find my staff.  Every woman I talked to gave me a resounding "yes," especialy knowing that the clientele would be blind. 

Now I know what you're thinking . . . "Is she nuts?  Doesn't she know that an escort service could be construed as illegal?"  Well, I thought about that.  I saw an episode of 60 Minutes recently that featured an ex-Madam who ran her business for nearly 20 years before being arrested.  And then she only did approximately four months in a country club facility.  Heck!  I'd consider that a vacation!

Seriously, I don't intend to start a escort service.  I can't really see myself pimping out desperate real estate agents.  But the idea of being a Madam still appeals to me - The Mangosteen Madam.  I can pimp out the mangosteen without any reservations. The mangosteen, no relation to the mango, is a fantastic tropical fruit that has been used for medicinal purposes in Southeast Asia for centuries.  And EVERYONE benefits from them - not just rich, old, blind men.

Stay tuned for more information about the Queen of Fruits and how consuming the fruit may benefit you. If you can't wait for my next post, check out the benefits of the mangosteen at http://www.mksandoval.mymangosteen.com/.