Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Friday, December 18, 2009
Santa Baby . . . Here's What I Want
I love Christmas music. Playing our families favorite Christmas CD by Mariah Carey kicks off the official holiday season for me. It if were up to my daughter's, we would play Christmas music year round. I can listen to Eartha Kitt (or even Madonna even though I don’t like her pop music) sing “Santa Baby” over and over and over. In fact, I can sing a pretty good version of it myself. At least I think so :)
One of my hobbies through the years has been to re-write song lyrics for special occasions. So let’s see what I can do to build my business with one of my favorites . . . If you are a network marketer, my version will make a lot more sense.
Santa Baby
Santa baby, slip a prospect under the tree, for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, a new distributor too, like you
I’ll wait up for you dear Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Think all of the work I’ve done,
Think of what a better person I’ve become,
Next year would be really good
If you’d sign up as a distributor too,
Boo doo bee doo
Santa baby, I wanna another 1K or two
Been a builder all year
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa honey, one thing I really do need, to lead
To a higher PIN line
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa cutie fill my stocking with ADP, for me
Make it $200 max
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and join my down line group
Bring along your Top 10 and will close the loop
I really do believe in you
Let’s see if you believe in me too
Boo doo bee doo
Santa baby, forgot to mention one thing, a 3-way
And I mean on the phone
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry . . . tonight
One of my hobbies through the years has been to re-write song lyrics for special occasions. So let’s see what I can do to build my business with one of my favorites . . . If you are a network marketer, my version will make a lot more sense.
Santa Baby
Santa baby, slip a prospect under the tree, for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, a new distributor too, like you
I’ll wait up for you dear Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Think all of the work I’ve done,
Think of what a better person I’ve become,
Next year would be really good
If you’d sign up as a distributor too,
Boo doo bee doo
Santa baby, I wanna another 1K or two
Been a builder all year
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa honey, one thing I really do need, to lead
To a higher PIN line
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa cutie fill my stocking with ADP, for me
Make it $200 max
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and join my down line group
Bring along your Top 10 and will close the loop
I really do believe in you
Let’s see if you believe in me too
Boo doo bee doo
Santa baby, forgot to mention one thing, a 3-way
And I mean on the phone
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry . . . tonight
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Are You A Pill Popper???
How many of you take prescription drugs? Yeah, my hand is up too. Did you know that half of us take prescription drugs and 81% of us take at least one kind of pill everyday? I take two per day. One for my original symptom and a second to combat the side effects created by the first one.
An excerpt from Dr. J. Douglas Bremner’s essay entitled Why Do Americans Take So Many Prescription Drugs? states . . . “With so many of us popping pills or gulping down spoonfuls of medicine, it’s not surprising that more of us report related adverse effects. One hundred thousand Americans die every year from the effects of prescription medications. Over a million Americans a year are admitted to the hospital because they have had a bad reaction to a medication. And about a quarter of the prescriptions that doctors write for the elderly have a potentially life threatening error. Many of these people are getting medications that they don’t need, or for problems that can be appropriately and safely addressed without drugs. For example, most cases of adult onset diabetes can be prevented and possibly cured with a change in diet alone – and with considerably fewer negative side effects and numerous healthy ones, like weight loss, and lower blood pressure and cholesterol.”
Check out Dr. Bremner’s entire essay at http://www.beforeyoutakethatpill.com/
What if I told you there is a solution to the problem of taking dangerous prescription drugs? Something that is all natural and won’t cause any of those nasty - even dangerous - side effects? Would you be willing to give it a try?
Let me introduce you to XanGo, the first and only WHOLE FRUIT PUREE of the mangosteen fruit. The mangosteen, no relation to the mango, simply put is a super food that heals. The indigenous people of Southeast Asia, the Philippines, Brazil, and parts of Central America have been using it for centuries but it was only recently introduced in the United States.
There is a ton of science on the mangosteen and how it works but in simple laymen’s words, the XANTHONES of the mangosteen help balance disruptive conditions in the human body. Conditions such as anxiety, asthma/bronchitis, high blood pressure, cholesterol, infections, thyroid conditions, depression, diabetes, gerd/acid reflux, insomnia, pain and inflammation, allergies, PMS, and many other conditions, are all positively affected by this wonderful botanical.
Antioxidants like the mangosteen xanthones are nutrients that target and neutralize damaging “free radical” substances in the body. If you have an elevated level of free radicals and not enough antioxidants to balance them, cellular damage will result which leads to devastation of organs.
Through its exclusive whole-fruit mangosteen puree, XanGo offers the benefits of the entire fruit in its market-leading product, XanGo Juice. Its a natural – no supernatural – fusion of taste and health-promoting nutritional goodness.
"Today we are faced with what may be the single greatest drug safety catastrophe in the history of this country or the history of the world… In my opinion, the FDA has let the American people down, and sadly, betrayed a public trust."
Now those are some scary words. On November 18, 2004, David J. Graham, M.D., M.P.H., Associate Director of Drug Safety for the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) uttered that ominous statement as part of his Congressional testimony concerning the dangers of Vioxx. Rather than take risks with prescription drugs, why not supplement a healthy diet with XanGo Juice?
To quote the great Hippocrates (460-377bc) “Let thy food by thy medicine and thy medicine by thy food.”
Check out more on this incredible food supplement at http://www.mksandoval.mymangosteen.com/
An excerpt from Dr. J. Douglas Bremner’s essay entitled Why Do Americans Take So Many Prescription Drugs? states . . . “With so many of us popping pills or gulping down spoonfuls of medicine, it’s not surprising that more of us report related adverse effects. One hundred thousand Americans die every year from the effects of prescription medications. Over a million Americans a year are admitted to the hospital because they have had a bad reaction to a medication. And about a quarter of the prescriptions that doctors write for the elderly have a potentially life threatening error. Many of these people are getting medications that they don’t need, or for problems that can be appropriately and safely addressed without drugs. For example, most cases of adult onset diabetes can be prevented and possibly cured with a change in diet alone – and with considerably fewer negative side effects and numerous healthy ones, like weight loss, and lower blood pressure and cholesterol.”
Check out Dr. Bremner’s entire essay at http://www.beforeyoutakethatpill.com/
What if I told you there is a solution to the problem of taking dangerous prescription drugs? Something that is all natural and won’t cause any of those nasty - even dangerous - side effects? Would you be willing to give it a try?
Let me introduce you to XanGo, the first and only WHOLE FRUIT PUREE of the mangosteen fruit. The mangosteen, no relation to the mango, simply put is a super food that heals. The indigenous people of Southeast Asia, the Philippines, Brazil, and parts of Central America have been using it for centuries but it was only recently introduced in the United States.
There is a ton of science on the mangosteen and how it works but in simple laymen’s words, the XANTHONES of the mangosteen help balance disruptive conditions in the human body. Conditions such as anxiety, asthma/bronchitis, high blood pressure, cholesterol, infections, thyroid conditions, depression, diabetes, gerd/acid reflux, insomnia, pain and inflammation, allergies, PMS, and many other conditions, are all positively affected by this wonderful botanical.
Antioxidants like the mangosteen xanthones are nutrients that target and neutralize damaging “free radical” substances in the body. If you have an elevated level of free radicals and not enough antioxidants to balance them, cellular damage will result which leads to devastation of organs.
Through its exclusive whole-fruit mangosteen puree, XanGo offers the benefits of the entire fruit in its market-leading product, XanGo Juice. Its a natural – no supernatural – fusion of taste and health-promoting nutritional goodness.
"Today we are faced with what may be the single greatest drug safety catastrophe in the history of this country or the history of the world… In my opinion, the FDA has let the American people down, and sadly, betrayed a public trust."
Now those are some scary words. On November 18, 2004, David J. Graham, M.D., M.P.H., Associate Director of Drug Safety for the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) uttered that ominous statement as part of his Congressional testimony concerning the dangers of Vioxx. Rather than take risks with prescription drugs, why not supplement a healthy diet with XanGo Juice?
To quote the great Hippocrates (460-377bc) “Let thy food by thy medicine and thy medicine by thy food.”
Check out more on this incredible food supplement at http://www.mksandoval.mymangosteen.com/
Friday, November 13, 2009
My Virgin Post ...
As a result of watching the real estate market crumble around me, life as a Broker has been tough lately. Wanting to feed my children and put gas in my car, I've been thinking of alternate ways of making a living. Because so many other female agents are struggling these days, my first idea was to start an escort business - I've been told that's a recession-proof business.
My business model would involve only hiring hot female real estate agents as the escorts and only soliciting rich, old, blind men - at least until the 'girls" had made enough money to pay for their (perhaps) desired surgeries. My husband endorsed the idea as long as I only acted as the Madam and not an escort. Now all I had to do was find my staff. Every woman I talked to gave me a resounding "yes," especialy knowing that the clientele would be blind.
Now I know what you're thinking . . . "Is she nuts? Doesn't she know that an escort service could be construed as illegal?" Well, I thought about that. I saw an episode of 60 Minutes recently that featured an ex-Madam who ran her business for nearly 20 years before being arrested. And then she only did approximately four months in a country club facility. Heck! I'd consider that a vacation!
Seriously, I don't intend to start a escort service. I can't really see myself pimping out desperate real estate agents. But the idea of being a Madam still appeals to me - The Mangosteen Madam. I can pimp out the mangosteen without any reservations. The mangosteen, no relation to the mango, is a fantastic tropical fruit that has been used for medicinal purposes in Southeast Asia for centuries. And EVERYONE benefits from them - not just rich, old, blind men.
Stay tuned for more information about the Queen of Fruits and how consuming the fruit may benefit you. If you can't wait for my next post, check out the benefits of the mangosteen at http://www.mksandoval.mymangosteen.com/.
My business model would involve only hiring hot female real estate agents as the escorts and only soliciting rich, old, blind men - at least until the 'girls" had made enough money to pay for their (perhaps) desired surgeries. My husband endorsed the idea as long as I only acted as the Madam and not an escort. Now all I had to do was find my staff. Every woman I talked to gave me a resounding "yes," especialy knowing that the clientele would be blind.
Now I know what you're thinking . . . "Is she nuts? Doesn't she know that an escort service could be construed as illegal?" Well, I thought about that. I saw an episode of 60 Minutes recently that featured an ex-Madam who ran her business for nearly 20 years before being arrested. And then she only did approximately four months in a country club facility. Heck! I'd consider that a vacation!
Seriously, I don't intend to start a escort service. I can't really see myself pimping out desperate real estate agents. But the idea of being a Madam still appeals to me - The Mangosteen Madam. I can pimp out the mangosteen without any reservations. The mangosteen, no relation to the mango, is a fantastic tropical fruit that has been used for medicinal purposes in Southeast Asia for centuries. And EVERYONE benefits from them - not just rich, old, blind men.
Stay tuned for more information about the Queen of Fruits and how consuming the fruit may benefit you. If you can't wait for my next post, check out the benefits of the mangosteen at http://www.mksandoval.mymangosteen.com/.
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